John Schneider in the Smallville episode “Red.”
Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt as Achilles in Troy. OK, Costco had it on the $6.99 rack so I had to get the DVD. It’s actually not that bad as historic epics go.
Here’s our boy fresh from the fight:
And here he is just, well . . . .
And of course, the inevitable girding of loins. . . .
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom as Paris. The Troy-Boy who stole the girl and started it all.
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer
Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard
In Without a Paddle, Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, and Dax Shepard are three childhood buddies who trek out into the wilderness in search of treasure, where they end up mostly naked and wet.
Jason Cameron
Jason Cameron washes his truck. Gets wet. Loses his shirt. On YouTube.