In Bowser Makes a Movie, a young man named Bowser (Nick Lewis) has been fired from job after job. He finally tells his parents of his dream to become a porn director. As you can imagine, that went well. With only the support of his best friend (Kevin Viol) who’s secretly in love with him, Bowser impersonates his father to get a loan to make his movie, then loses the money, has to take financing to a pervert who wants to take over, then a loan shark somehow gets involved. Made by an actual porn director, it’s like a porn movie without the plot and without the porn. Not a good combination. Some eye candy, but not enough.