Guy (Matthew Burnett) works in a leather bar in a small town mopping floors and managing the drag show back stage.  When the bar owner dies, leaving the bar to Guy, he finds himself on the wrong side of the town’s crazed lady preacher who wants to use the bar to rouse the rabble to give her the fame she needs for national TV.  Meantime, Guy meets and starts to fall for Alex (Patrick Henderson) who just happens to be the preacher’s son returned to town.  Theft has a few funny moments, it probably won’t end up at the top of anyone’s list, but wasn’t too bad.