Red Dirt

Griffith (Dan Montgomery, Jr.) is a Southern boy living with his crazy Aunt Summer (Karen Black) and romancing his female cousin in the relentlessly Southern small town of Pine Apple Mississippi in ‘Red Dirt’. One day, a handsome stranger comes to rent the cottage on the farm. Griffith finds himself attracted to the lodger, Lee (Walton Goggins) and they become friends and more, but Griffith can’t bring himself to leave the small town he’s trapped in.

Other than the stereotype of Southerner’s having sex with their cousins, not a bad movie.

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Posted on November 1, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
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Beverly Kills

In Beverly Kills, Beverly Jackson (Gary Kelley), a long in the tooth drag queen, is rejected for a part in the local Pride Playhouse theater production (any part). Angered, she vows to use her hypnotic powers to start a cult and exact her revenge. Shane (Rick Sparks), a down on his luck gay guy who lives in the theater, and Ray (Matthew Herrmann), the lighting guy, run afoul of her evil schemes.

And who would have thought you’d get any action with a pickup line like: “Do you want me to stay and protect you from the evil drag queen?”

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Posted on October 27, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
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38 Minutes

Joe Flanigan in the Stargate Atlantis episode “38 Minutes“. In order to save the day, they have to rip off his shirt. Here’s hoping they have to resort to doing it again this season since they haven’t done it for the last couple.

A couple more caps.

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Posted on October 23, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
Tags: joe-flanigan, shirtless, stargate

The M.O. of M.I.

In The M.O. of M.I., a gay couple, Mike and Tom, goes to see a performance artist, Jonathan, who ends up sleeping on their couch. Jonathan (David Christopher) turns out to have a history with Mike (David Stokey) and designs on Tom (Cory Schneider). Oh, and he’s a thief, hustler, and drug dealer, who happens to have a bunch of bad guys chasing him. The Modus Operandi of Male Intimacy. Everyone’s scamming someone.

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Posted on October 15, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
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Flash Gordon

Eric Johnson is the new and improved Flash Gordon on the Sci-Fi Channel. A little more humor and a slightly different twist on the action hero.

Sam J. Jones (aka Andrew Cooper, III) a former Marine & Playgirl model (here’s hoping Eric Johnson follows in those footsteps, the modeling, not so much the marines, although. . . .) turned in a performance as the star trotting action hero in Dino De Laurentiis’ 1980’s version. Complete with music by “Queen.”

And then there was the classic Buster Crabbe, fighting Ming the Merciless back in the thrilling days of yester-year.

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Posted on October 7, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
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Brendan MacKey and Glen Mulhern

A Britsh comedy, 9 Dead Gay Guys, is the tale of Byron (Brendan MacKey) and Kenny (Glen Mulhern) who are two Irish lads come to London. Byron is having sex in the local gay pub to earn drinking money. Kenny is surpised about his friend but soon finds himself not only into gay sex for “legitimate business purposes” but because he finds he’s gay.

After Kenny “shags” Byron’s steady customer to death, the two set out to find the legendary money in Golders Greene’s bed; the money thought stolen when “the Queen” was murdered with a “class 5 offensive weapon.” That is, if they can find a way into Golders Greene’s bed without passing the “really hard Red Bull test” (stack two Red Bull drinks together). Along the way, they encounter the Deperate Dwarf, the Iron Lady, Donkey-Dick Dark, and assorted other oddball characters.

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Posted on September 30, 2007 in Cute Guys by Syzygy
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Regular Guys

Regular Guys is a 1996 German comedy. Christoph (Christoph M. Ohrtis) is a cop who gets drunk one night after his fiancee kicks him out. He winds up in a gay bar and later wakes up in bed with Edgar (Tim Bergmann), a cute mechanic, but not able to remember what, if anything, happened between them. After another series of sad sack misadventures, Christoph decides to take Edgar up on his offer of a place to stay. Of course, a “will they or won’t they” scenario develops as Christoph not only tries to hide that he’s living with a gay man (platonically) from his buddies on the police force, but also keeping Edgar out of jail when he discovers that Edgar is part of a stolen car ring being targeted by the force. A funny, enjoyable movie (despite having to keep up with the sub-titles).