blog the hegemony » hellbent http://blog.thehegemony.org the woods are full of them Sun, 24 Jul 2011 17:08:25 +0000 en hourly 1 Hellbent http://blog.thehegemony.org/2007/05/25/hellbent/ http://blog.thehegemony.org/2007/05/25/hellbent/#comments Sat, 26 May 2007 03:25:52 +0000 Syzygy http://blog.thehegemony.org/2007/05/25/hellbent/ Billed as “the first ever gay slasher film,” Hellbent follows a group of young gay men who are off to a Halloween festival. Now a couple of things we learn:

    (1) When you live in a town with grisly unsolved mass murders, don’t go walking through the woods at night.
    (2) When you do go walking through the woods at night anyway, don’t taunt the masked psycho killer, it just makes him mad.
    (3) When you think you’ve escaped the masked psycho killer, wait to make sure before you let your boyfriend handcuff you to the bed.

But then we knew that. . . . right?

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