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Welcome to Woop Woop

Syzygy — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:25:34 +0000

From 1997, Johnathan Schaech is Teddy, a con man on the run from a deal gone bad trying to sell rare birds in New York. He winds up in Australia, where he meets Angie, a strange woman who watches him shower and then hitches a ride with him. After a brief fling, Teddy finds himself knocked out and then wakes up in the town of Woop Woop run by Angie’s psycho father Daddy-O (Rod Taylor) in middle of nowhere Australia. Teddy finds that the bizarre townsfolk consider him married to Angie and that Daddy-O never lets anyone leave town and there’s no contact with the outside world. Pretty funny film and it finds lots of excuses to get Schaech in varying states of undress.

Beach Again

Syzygy — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:37:41 +0000

A few more gratuitous beach pics.

Another Day at the Beach

Syzygy — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:56:38 +0000

Another batch from another day of “guy watching” at the beach.

Day at the Beach

Syzygy — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:12:11 +0000

Just a couple of shots from a trip to the beach:

Blood for Dracula

Syzygy — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:54:46 +0000

Blood for Dracula is the quasi-sequel to Paul Morrissey’s Flesh for Frankenstein. Udo Kier returns in the title role as a sickly Count Dracula on the prowl for “wirgins” to marry and take their blood so he can survive. Arno Juerging is again the servant of the title monster, but this time a little more assertive in handling his ailing master. Convinced by his servant to load up the coffin and head to Italy, the count stumbles upon a down at the heels aristocratic family with four daughters for him to choose from. Unfortunately for the count, Joe Dallesandro is a man servant on the estate who’s been seeing to it that some of the sisters no longer have virgin blood.

And this time around, we get Udo out of his shirt, too.

Y Tu Mama Tambien

Syzygy — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:22:02 +0000

Y Tu Mama Tambien follows Tenoch (Diego Luna) and Julio (Gael García Bernal) best friends who spend time flirting with an older married woman who ends up calling their bluff to take her to a fabulous beach. A beach neither boy knows how to find. The three take off in a battered old car and miraculously come across a beach that’s close enough. The three develop an offbeat relationship but things come to an end when the guys finally get a little too intimate with one another for their own comfort.

Cage

Syzygy — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:55:33 +0000

From 1989 and the discount rack, Cage is the story of Billy (Lou Ferrigno) and Scott (Reb Brown). In Vietnam, Billy saves Scott’s life at the cost of taking a bullet in the head leaving him with a child’s mind in a very big guy’s body. Scott makes it his mission to repay Billy by taking care of him. The two come to the attention of a gambler during a fight at Scott’s bar when they beat up a gang bent on causing trouble. The gambler destroys their lives and manipulates Billy into a death match cage fight where he’s sure the mentally challenged man will beat the champ and provide him a way out of his debts. A fair buddy action flick of sorts with the interesting twist being the mentally challenged Billy, but nothing to go out of your way for other than the muscle men stripped to the waist.

What’s Up Doc?

Syzygy — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:00:20 +0000

Ryan O’Neal was Dr. Howard Bannister in the 1970′s film What’s Up Doc? trying to win a grant to study his musical igneous rocks and caught up in a whirlwhind in the form of Barbra Streisand who’s Judy Maxwell turns his life upside down. The scene where he’s in his boxers and bowtie is an all time favorite of mine. And it’s still a pretty funny movie.

Flesh for Frankenstein

Syzygy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:16 +0000

Paul Morriessey’s Flesh for Frankenstein retells the “Frankenstein” story with Udo Kier as Baron Frankenstein trying to create a super race of Serbian zombies who will worship him as their master. Part of his plan is creating a male and female creature and having them breed his new subjects. In seeking a head for his male monster, he picks a man, Sacha (Srdjan Zelenovic) he sees in a brothel, mistaking him for some sort of super stud, not realizing that he’d been dragged there by his buddy Nicholas (Joe Dallesandro). Unfortunately for the Baron’s plans, Sacha’s eyes were only for Nicholas in the room full of naked women. Once Sacha’s head is in place, the Baron finds he has no interest in the female creature. Meanwhile, Nicholas has caught the eye of the Baroness who needs some “company” while the Baron is at his work.

Trick or Treat

Syzygy — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:02:09 +0000

There’s a few horror movies that you don’t watch for the chills. Happy Halloween.

Wolves of Wall Street

William Gregory Lee (Dante’s Cove) stars in Wolves of Wall Street as a young man who comes to New York seeking his dream only to fall in with a pack of evil underwear models who are stock brokers by day and werewolves by night.

Voodoo Academy

Voodoo Academy (2000) is a ~~soft porn~~ horror flick in which wholesome, attractive young men are lured into a bible college (with all of 6 students) where they spend a lot of time in their underwear being subjected to weird rituals by the cute priest and the strange woman who run the place. Not much point, but lots of skin.

Leeches!

In 2003’s Leeches, we find that the steriod popping swim team has been spending time frolicking in the local pond where they’re getting sucked on by leeches. Of course, this makes the leeches grow huge and hungry for more tender, young hunks. Plenty of scantily clad, muscled young men in speedos and underwear. But none of them actually fast enough to outrun the leeches.